Girl: I’m having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more, much more!After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed.
Girl: Where is he?
Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart?
Girl: What? (She starts crying)
Father: I’m just kidding, he went to the toilet.More LOLs Here
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RSSLol half of your followers are on tumblrdatinggame(.)com
Anonymous
Lol cool. I don’t really pay to much attention to the people who follow me I only have like 27. But, thanks for the update.
What happened with your gf?
Anonymous
Things just didn’t workout unfortunately. I’ll just leave it at that.
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bahah this might be my favorite family guy moment
I always laugh my ass off at this part.
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